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Elisabetta Gregoraci Bikini Pictures

August 27, 2008 – 10:38 pm

I don’t think we can blame Formula One boss Flavio Briatore for showing off his wife Elisabetta Gregoraci’s sweet little ass the other day while on vacation. If I was a rich, race car owning old man I’d have three or four wives just like her and one of them would always have to be in a bikini, they can alternate. I’m sure you can sneek that into the pre-nup.

Elisabetta Gregoraci in a bikini

August 27, 2008 – 3:30 pm

Elisabetta Gregoraci continues her summer of digging gold in a bikini. There's just something about Itailan Wonderbra models. Once you've seen one, you've seen not nearly enough and want to continually stare at her while praying to the Internet gods she'll jump out of your screen. Sure, to do sexy stuff, but would it kill her to make a sandwich? UPDATE: It did. Whoops! Gonna need a shower curtain. Italians are a calm, understanding people with a distaste for revenge, right? Okay, good.

Photos: Splash News

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ANT-Tranny and time wasters

August 27, 2008 – 2:35 pm

Bossip: Rihanna looks out of proportion
Drunken Stepfather: Shawn Johnson is an athlete
Bastardly: Danielle Lloyd does the bikini thing
Celebitchy: Simon Cowell is sexist

Asylum: Celebrity sweat stains
CityRag: Kate Moss nude & naughty
CoEd: Cheerleader showdown VI
Popoholic: Adriana Lima and Doutzen Kroes make a great pair
CS: People are still interviewing Ron Jeremy

SOW: Anastascia has been lying about her age
Popeater: Kate Hudson being sued for thievery!
UseMyComputer: Jessica Stroup kind of looks like a Lohan
Holy Taco: If Gods were drafted like Fantasy Football
FHM: Nascar’s hottest girlfriend

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DMX is smooth

August 27, 2008 – 2:19 pm

At his Tuesday hearing, DMX cussed out Judge Lawrence Schwartz after having his bond denied. Lawrence responded, “Oh that just ingratiated you to me. I’ve never heard the “f’ word before so it’s okay,” and warned DMX’s lawyer that his reaction didn’t help prove he’s a good guy. The lawyer just giggled like a schoolgirl.

Having a fuck you attitude is the best way to get what you want in court. Next time he should consider spitting into the camera and kicking the bailiff in the balls. That always seems to work for me.